The post has been updated to reflect that. Apple has saved over 74 billion dollars in American corporate taxes since it started. Perhaps now that there are G-men knocking on doors in the Hamptons and Florida we. Thiel fight that has long eluded media attention. But there's good news Twitter is already pulling an Apple and setting itself up with Irish money loopholes. With the news that the FBI has finally raided the American properties of Jewish-Ukrainian-Russian oligarch Viktor Vekselberg, it’s time, I think, time to talk about an interesting aspect of the Gawker vs. However, a company spokesperson tells Valleywag that the company actually updated its strategy statement. British pop singer Lily Allen Instagrammed a text message Thursday night from someone threatening to 'hack u and kidnap u then rape ur gaping body,' with the caption 'Cool iMessage from some kid. If Twitter's transformation from 'that micro-blogging service' to publicly traded advertising titan works out, it's going to have a painful tax bill. Twitter has endured an exodus of executives and managers from the company's ranks following…Ĭorrection: Multiple outlets and one investment analyst reported that Twitter unveiled a new mission statement today. Twitter is Paying Executives Not to Flee the Struggling Company Here's the best proofreading tip in the world: if you can't read your gobbledygook out loud, give it another pass. 'I struggle to read it every time,' Noto said. Noto also read out Twitter's new mission statement, which he admitted was a mouthful: 'Reach the largest daily audience in the world by connecting everyone to their world via our information sharing and distribution platform products and be one of the top revenue generating Internet companies in the world.' Some people role play to explore fantastical worlds of their own creation.

Some people role play to bring back childhood memories. Berman points out, the single sentence strategy statement has '35 words, 62 syllables, 4 clauses, 2 grammatical errors.' It also drops in the word 'world' three times, as if twice wasn't enough.Īccording to the Journal, Twitter's CFO Anthony Noto admitted he can't really read the sprawling nonsense: Some people role play to escape the dreariness of their day-to-day lives. The New Trend Is Gnomecore It is also the last one we will ever need Topics to follow Sign up to get Tweets about the Topics you follow in your Home timeline. And like the company itself, it's a complete mess.Īs the Wall Street Journal's Dennis K. Gawker Gawker Crickets are friends of the gnome, whereas goblins are enemies of the gnome. To help assure investors they're getting their shit together, the company unveiled a new strategy statement today. Gawker Media is filing for chapter 11 bankruptcy, will be put up for sale. Twitter has been struggling to define its vision for some time now.

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